I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." And I said, 'I am.'

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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

tastefullyoffensive:

[groovydave]

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via sorry-awkward)


rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture



Not here for your heart

I was searching for your heart
Just to fall quaintly in love with
But you gave it to someone else 
I couldn’t find it.
 But I knew I loved it
I’d just wait for your heart to return.

In the mean time, it was your laugh
your hair,
your skin
even the hair on your skin.
Your speech and glint
your thoughts and temperament.

I realised
I’m not here for your heart
But I still need its permission.

 


"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
William Shakespeare, As You Like It (via gofuckingnuts)

(Source: gofuckingnuts, via thepsychologyofmolly)



canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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(via thequirksofbeingateenagegirl)



Tyrone Lebon.



nyandorito:

emberises:

alohabee:

You gotta be kidding. I’m dying.

Catception

you gotta be kitten me

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